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A Letter to my Computer

My dearest computer
made of bits and of bytes
I'm frustrated by all of these
silly old fights.
The 'illegal programs',
all the files '404'
if these disruptions don't stop
your drive's out the door!
I've scan-disked and defragged
I've cleared out your cache folder
so come on Pentium 'puter
get that 'chip' off your shoulder.
Please don't freeze up
and crash while online
I'm building a homepage
so there's guestbooks to sign.
I've got lots to do on the 'net' today
my buddies in chat are waiting for me
I surf the world wide web and there's emails to write
so to the following I will agree.
 

My dearest computer
with your gigs and your ram
I promise I'll upgrade
as soon as I can!
          Author:  K. Stevens

 
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