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My computer
crashed and died today
And
I thought, "oh well what the hey"
Now
I'd have time to clean my house
And
see if I still had a spouse
It started
out with weird frustrations
Combined
with mild heart palpitations
And
then my ankles began to swell
Withdrawal
symptoms from no AOL
Chills
ran up and down my spine
Oh,
God I had to get on-line
To greet
my buds and check my mail
I began
to feel helpless and frail
Then
I remembered the Good Guy's Store
And
all those computers by the door
I'd
go there and when alone
With
no one looking I'd sign-on
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I stepped
up to a computer, clicked on AOL
The
Sign-On screen came up, man it sure looked swell
I clicked
on the Guest name, then came the modem sound
I was
having cold-sweats, as my heart began to pound
Then
I typed my password, and the computer said, "Goodbye"
And
that's what I kept hearing each time that I would try.
This
was just an evil plot, the store was playing tricks
If only
they had known how bad I need my AOL fix
I ...slowly...
typed... my... password... then...I... stood....and...waited
The
darned thing said , "Goodbye" again and I got real frustrated
That's
when I shoved the keyboard thru the monitor screen
And
the last thing I remember is my loud shreiking scream
When
I woke I was handcuffed being booked I think
I asked
the data entry cop, if he'd get me a drink
Now
I'm sitting in his chair, and I know I can get well
If I
can just use his computer to sign on AOL.
