Cream: "Where's the tuna / treat / food?", "Meowmie I wanna go out!", "Meowmie I wanna play!", "Meowmie I wanna cuddle (but this is really rare)!" and "Meowmie I'm gonna ruin your project but you shouldn't get mad at me!" are Peaches' favorite lines.

Peaches: *swipes a paw at Cream* Are not!

Cream: Are too! Admit it, Peaches! *ducks out of Peaches' paw's way*

Peaches: Well maybe the treat bit...

Cream: And?...

Peaches: The outside part and the play part and the cuddle part... and okay, the ruining project part.

Cream: Peaches will first strike you as a "tough cat", in that he's a lot more aggressive than I am, more adventurous, and not as cute or sweet or cuddly or nice as I am... And Meowmie doesn't love him as much... *gets knocked down by Peaches*

Peaches: Just get on with it!...

Cream: Okay, okay... but he's also very friendly and outgoing with other cats at least... and sometimes, since outside cats don't like us as much, he gets into fights. When Meowmie hears a *growl hiss spit* outside she runs outside as fast as she can, because she knows it's always Peaches...

Peaches: Well, not always...

Cream: *thinks for a while* I remember the time you hissed at that tiny meowing kitten though...

Peaches: *shame-faced look*

Cream: But that doesn't mean Peaches has his "nice" side... He's a "lap kitty" when he feels like it... Of course, once this is known, it might ruin his reputa--

Peaches: Ssshhh! Haven't you talked long enough? It's my turn now.

Cream: *cat shrug* Whatever you say...

Peaches: Cream is... a hairball.

Cream: What!?

Peaches: Um... okay, a furball. He's also really cuddly to the human beans, and "stroke-able", and sweeeet... too sweet, I think.

Cream: Peaches!

Peaches: Some human beans think Cream is not that smart...

Cream: Am too!

Peaches: I didn't say you weren't! Now shut up and let me finish! Cream is smart, he can get human beans to do almost anything for him. That's really really clever of him... because he can get lots of treats, food, toys... All he has to do is act sweet and pretty...

Cream: PRETTY!?

Peaches: Cute.

Cream: CUTE!?

Peaches: Whatever. He's so tolerant of human bean craziness, that's really one of the amazing things about Cream.

Cream: Thank you, thank you.

Peaches: Can I have my tuna now?

Cream: Now? Um... lessee...

Peaches: Don't tell me I told such nice things about you and don't get any tuna?

Cream: Well... that's what brothers are for, right?

Peaches: Yare yare... Oh well.

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