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To
Wisdom From
Senior Citizens
1. I started with nothing. I still have most of it.
2. When did my wild oats turn to prunes and all bran ?
3. I finally got my head together, now my body is falling apart.
4. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded.
5. All reports are in. Life is now officially unfair.
6. If all is not lost, Where is it ?
7. It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.
8. If at first you do succeed, Try not to look astonished.
9. The first rule of holes: If you are in one, Stop digging.
10. I tried to get a life once, But they told me they were out of Stock.
11. I went to school to become a wit, Only got halfway though.
12. It was so different before everything changed.
13. Somedays you're the dog, And some days you're the hydrant.
14. Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
15. Old programmers never die. They just terminate and stay resident.
16. A day without sunshine is like a day in Seattle.
17. I wish the Buck stopped here I could use a few.
18.
Kids in the back seat cause accidents; Accidents in the back seat
cause
kids.
19.
It's not the pace of life that concerns me, It's the sudden stop at
the
end.
20. It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
21.
Living on Earth is expensive, But it does include a trip around the
sun.
22.
The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you're in the
bathroom.
23.
If God wanted me to touch my toes, He would have put them on my
knees.
24. Never knock on death's door, Ring the bell and run (he hates that).
25. Lead me not into temptation (I can find the way myself).
26.When
you are finally holding all the cards, Why does everyone else
decide
to
play chess.
27. If you are living on the edge, Make sure you're wearing your seatbelt.
28. There are two kinds of pedestrians. The quick and the dead.
29. An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
30. A closed mouth gathers no feet.
31. Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
32. It's not hard to meet expenses, They are everywhere.
33.
Jury: Twelve people who determine which client has the better
attorney.
34. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
Author or authors unknown.
35. My body is falling apart--what isn't worn out has holes in it.
This One is from Hilda Landau. Thanks Hilda !
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