South Park Sounds




I'm not fat! I'm big boned!

My Uncle says that smokin' crack is kinda cool.

I'll never use a gun again.

This is like the gun I used in Nam.

Its comin' right for us!

Yeah, I want the Cheesy Poofs.

Cartman, you're such a big fat...

I know I didn't have an anal probe...

Cows turn themselves inside out all the time.

You're such a fat bitch...

No, you go to hell! You go to hell and you die.

That fat bitch won't let us.

Man, that is the gayest dog I have ver seen.

Speaking of pounding ass...

No Starvin' Marvin that's Kenny's creamed corn.

Beefcake.Beefcake.BEEFCAKE!

Follow your dreams. You can reach your goals. I'm living proof. Beefacke. BEEFCAKE!

I'd never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried I'd be like, hey, get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!

I am Scuzzlebutt. Lord of the mountains. Behold my Patrick Duffy leg.

Hay, listen missy, why don'y you go knit me a sweater before I slap you i the face.

No Kitty

I'm a black African American

Garrison can't be the father, he's gay.

Women can't get pregnant by tongue kissing children.

I'm a Naive American

I'm gonna be on television, I'm gonna be on television......

That's a boy! Get 'er Spark

Mr. Garrison explains how athletes are better people.

Look at that little bastard go!!!

The bitch must die!!!!

I don't wanna shoot the bunny....

But Mom, I don't wanna go out.

Ow, that hurt ya buttlicker!

I don't want powdered doughnut pankcake surprise.....

Ike, do your impression of David Caruso's career.
Chef singing, "I'm gonna make love to ya woman......"

Wow, that was beautiful dude. Did they buy it? No, they're leaving.

THe book depoitory, book depository....

MOM, kitty's bein' a dildo!!!

Now, don't be gay Sparky. Don't be gay.

Oh no! The volcano's erupting!! Duck and cover!

Cartman's Nam flashback.

Mr. Garrison explains homosexuality to Stan.

Why is it that everything we've talked about involves something going in or coming out of my ass?

Ned singing Kumbaya.

Kyle freaking out about losing Ike.

Hunting sober is like fishing........sober.

I'm sssuper. Thanksss for asssking.

These are not South Park files but I think they are really funny.

Joke song about masturbation set to the Macarena---Extremely funny!!!!

Did you ever wonder......?--Another funny song.

Song about the Ken doll--Yeah, it's funny too




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