Kiwi Slang.

A
ads: TV commercials, adverts
A & P Show: usually a 3 or 4 day event where farmers strut their stuff and win prizes for best cow, largest onion, best pikelet etc. Often has sideshows for the townies, with ferris wheels, dodgems and such like. (A&P = Agricultural & Pastoral)
arse: rear end, butt
B
banger: sausage
bach: small holiday home, pronounced "batch" see also crib
beaut: great; good fun; "that'll be beaut mate"
bit of a dag: hard case; comedian; joker
biscuit: cookie
bloke: usually a man, and often used when referring to a stranger as in; "There's this bloke down the road who sells greasies from his pie-cart for $1 a bag, which is much cheaper than that bloke who has a shop", or used when referring to someone you like, as in; "That bloke, Joe Blow, is a really nice guy once you get to know him".
blow me down: expression of surprise, as in; "Well! Blow me down, I didn't know that."
bonnet: car hood
box of fluffies: cheerful, happy, very good.  taken from "LikeA box of fluffy ducks"
boxing day: the day after Christmas Day. This word comes from the custom which started in the Middle Ages around 800 years ago: churches would open their 'alms boxe' (boxes in which people had placed gifts of money) and distribute the contents to poor people in the neighbourhood on the day after Christmas. The tradition continues today.
braces: suspenders
brassed off: disappointed, annoyed
brickie: bricklayer.
bugalugs: a bit like "mate" as in "how's it going bugalugs"
bugger all: not much, very little; as in "I know bugger all"
buggered: exhausted
bugger off:get lost, shove off, get out, go away!
Please note the word bugger is a degrogatory term here it is not said polietly.
bumper: fender
bun in the oven: pregnant (also see)
bush: small and large trees and native plants densely packed together - sort of like a small forest. bust a gut: make an intense effort
C
cackhanded: left handed, southpaw
candyfloss: cottoncandy
car park: parking lot
caravan: trailer, mobile home
cardy: woollen button-up-the-front jersey (also cardie)
carked it: died, kicked the bucket
chips: french fries
cheers: goodbye or thanks or good luck. From JT
chemist: pharmacy, drug store. Also a euphemism for druggist.
cheque: check
cheerio: good bye. also a cocktail sausage
chilly bin: sealable, usually polystyrene insulated box, for keeping beer & food cold
chips: french fries
chippy: builder, carpenter
choc-a-block: full to overflowing
chocolate fish: a chocolate covered marshmallow fish. Also frequently given (literally or figuratively) as a reward for a job well done; as in "Good on ya, mate. You deserve a chocolate fish". From JT
choice: very good
chook: chicken
chrissy: Christmas
chuffed: pleased; as in "he was dead chuffed"
cods wollop: untrue statement or remark is referred to as a "load of lod cods wollop".
colly wobbles: a feeling of nausea usually associated with nervousness; as in "bungee jumping gave me a dose of the colly wobbles"
corker: very good
cornflour: cornstarch
cotton buds: Q-tips
cracker: very good. See also wee cracker
crib: small holiday home This is only used in the south island
crikey dick!: gosh! wow!
crisps: potato chips
crook: sick, unwell
cuppa: cuppa tea, cuppa coffee, cuppa milo
cuz: as in male or female cousin
D
dag: hard case; joker; comedian, as in "Joe Blow's a bit of a dag isn't he?" "A bit of a dag mate!
dairy: "corner" store originally only selling milk, bread, papers, convenience foods and dairy produce, and until the past decade or so, the only shop allowed to open 7 days a week. Still is the only shop allowed to open on Christmas day and Good Friday, for a few hours, and without a special licence.
ding: a small dent in a vehicle; as in "the prang caused a bit of a ding"
dole: unemployment benefit; income support for the unemployed
doing the ton: Driving really, really fast! but corrected by Phil Lyall as "Doing 100mph" (and I agree, although only us "oldies" would remember the thrill of the possibility your car could actually go that fast!)
dodgy: bad, unreliable, spoiled; as in "that fish is a bit dodgy". From JT
draughts: checkers
dreaded lurgy: alternative name for the flu or a head cold; used as an excuse for not going to work, as in "I can't come in today because I have the dreaded lurgy". Also slang for venereal diseases.
dressing gown: bathrobe
dummy: pacifier
dunny: toilet, bathroom, lavatory
duvet: quilt
E

eh: pronounced as you would the letter "a" and often used at the end of sentences when expecting a response to a statement - it is not spoken as a question. i.e. "This would be a better gift eh", instead of saying "Do you think this would be a better gift"? Using it this way has become an everyday part of our conversation. It is also often used as a substitute for "pardon"? or "what"? i.e. "eh"? - but neither "what"? nor "eh"? are really acceptable and you would probably get a lengthy lecture about polite language if you tried using it too often
F
 

fanny: A warning to Americans, from an American, Jody Tompson : take care how you use this phrase in New Zealand! A "fanny" refers to female genetalia; fanny is not the same as bottom!
fizzy: soda pop
flannel: wash cloth
flat: apartment
flicks: movies, picture theatre
flog: steal, nick
footpath: pavement or sidewalk
fortnight: two consecutive weeks, derived from 14 days (nights)

G
gas guzzler: large car, usually associated with older USA imports
gawk / gawking: stare at; take a look at. As in "What are you gawking at!?" or "Take a gawk at this!"
get off the grass: exclamation of disbelief; equivalent to "stop pulling my leg", "get outta here", and "no way"
gimme: abbreviation for "give me..."
gizza: abbreviation for "give us a..."
going bush: become reclusive. To take off for the bush and live for an extended period to "get away from it all".
good on ya, mate!: congratulations, well done
greasies: common term for fish and chips, probably because they usually are! (greasy that is)
ground floor: first floor. Very confusing for Kiwi visitors to the States! When using lifts (elevators) we are always one floor out!
gumboots: rubber boots, wellingtons, wellies
gummies: gumboots
guts for garters: in big trouble; as in "I'll have your guts for garters!"
H
hard case: joker; comedian
hard yakka: hard work, associated with labouring
heaps: general expression to mean a lot, as in "miss you heaps", or try hard; "give it heaps"
hissy fit: throwing a tantrum when things you don't get your way or when someone does something to offend you. From Jenni with thanks.
hokey pokey: 'candy
home 'n hosed: safe, completed successfully
hoon: usually associated with young adults, fast cars, loud stereos and alcohol
hooray: the Kiwi "Goodbye"
hosing down: raining heavily
hottie: hot water bottle
hunky dory: or honky dory: everything's fine, as in "my life is hunky dory"
I
ice block: popsicle
J
jandal: thongs, flip-flops
jersey: sweater
judder bar: speed bump
jumper: woollen sweater
K
Kiwi: New Zealander
kiwi: an endangered flightless bird native to New Zealand
kiwifruit: hairy skinned fruit with lime green flesh (formerly known as Chinese gooseberry)
kick the bucket: die, cark it
knackered: stuffed; fagged out; rooted, as in "I am knackered"; "that bike is knackered" and surplus farm animals go to the "Knackers Yard"! (This word has MANY uses - few of them being optimistic!) mainly meaning ruined.
L
L&P: fizzy soda water, Lemon & Paeroa (L&P); originally lemon flavoured spring water from the town of Paeroa,
lemonade: 7Up
lift: elevator
lolly: candy
loo: bathroom
lorry: truck
M
main: primary dish of a meal
Maori: indigenous people of New Zealand.
mate: buddie (common term, and can be used even with strangers) as in "how's it going mate" for "how are you", but it is NOT used to the same extent as spoken in Australia where every second word seems to be "mate".
metal road: a country road (usually) with a gravel or shingle surface
motorway: freeway
Mum: Mom
N
naff off: get lost!
nana: female grandparent
nappy: diaper
netball: game somewhat similar to basketball
nought: zero
P
pack a sad: become morose, ill-humoured, moody. Also suggested as meaning "broken or died" i.e. the fridge "packed a sad"
pakeha: non-Maori person
panel beater: auto body shop
pavement: sidewalk
petrol: gasoline
pie cart: affection term for a road-side or side-show food seller's converted mobile caravan, from which you can buy predominantly fast food take-aways such as pies, burgers, hot-dogs, fish and chips and such-like tasty treats.
pike out: to give up when the going gets tough
pikelet: small pancake often served with jam and whipped cream
piker: one who gives up easily (see pike-out)
pinky: little finger
pinky bar: a chocolate-covered marshmallow confection
pong: bad smell
power cut: outage
postal code: zip code
pony tail: as in hair tied at the back of one's head
pram: baby carriage, stroller
prang: minor vehicle accident, or a major one as in "that was one hell of a prang"
pub: bar, hotel were liquor is served
puckeroo: Something that is broken, buggered,  disfunctional.
push bike: bicycle
pushing up daisies: dead and buried
Q
quite nice: a term used when you can't really think of anything better to say ; as in "her hat is quite nice", and you often mean the opposite!
R
rack off: go away (angry),
raining cats & dogs: raining heavily!
rark up: give somebody a good telling off
rattle your dags: hurry up; get a move on.
ring: phone somebody; as in "I'll give him/her/them a ring"
roadway: pavement
rubber: eraser
rubbish: trash or garbage; as in "should I throw this in the rubbish?
S
serviette: A napkin made of either fabric or absorbent paper, and used to wipe hands & mouth at tea.
sellotape: scotch tape / cellotape
she'll be right: not a problem, it'll be O.K.
skiting: bragging; showing off
sickie: as in "Throw a sickie":- to take time off work "officially" for illness, but more likely for a fun day!
skint: short of money
squiz: as in "Have a squiz":- to take a look at something; "Giz a Squiz":- ask for a look at something.
smoko: break, rest period
snarky: mixture of sarcastic and nasty
snotty: snooty, ill-humoured, packing a sad
sook: kindly description of someone who is being silly, or behaving like a softy or scaredy cat. As in:- "you're being a sook"... "just a big sook" and so on... More often than not the phrase is used as a term of endearment.
sparkie: electrician
spew: to throw up
spit the dummy: to throw a tantrum or get mad.
sprog: a child
sticking plaster: band-aid
sticky tape: cellotape / sellotape / scotch tape
stirrer: trouble-maker, agitator
strapped for cash: short of money
strewth: honestly, expletive showing frustration.
strop: go for a strop, go for a burn, speed with reckless disregard
stubby: small bottle of beer
stuffed: really tired.
stupid as a two bob watch: used to describe a person who behaves irrationally
sunday driver: Driving really, really slow
sunnies: sunglasses
super loo: massive automated public toilet complex.
suss: to figure out
T
ta: Thanks
tata: goodbye, usually when speaking to a child
take-aways: New Zealand term for "take-outs" or food "to go".
take a hike: Expression of anger, as in; "Go away!" "Get lost!"
tasty cheese: sharp cheddar cheese
tea: dinner - generic name for evening meal
tea towel: dish rag
tights: pantyhose
tiki tour: roundabout way to get somewhere; scenic tour
tinned goods: canned goods
tracksuit: sweats
tramping: hiking
togs: swimsuit, bathing suit
tomato sauce: catsup
torch: flashlight
trots: horse racing with a buggy trots: diaorrhoea as in "having a dose of the trots"
two sammies short of a picnic: used to describe a person who is a "bit thick".Or a couple of slates missing off the roof.
tyre: tire
U
underpants: undershorts
up the duff: pregnant
V
verge: grassy area on the side of the road, bern
vest: undershirt
vegemite/marmite: spread for toast or bread. Indescribable, but missed by many expat Kiwi's. "A spread the color of dark molasses, the consistency of cold honey and the flavor of yeasty soy sauce. A flavor that is acquired, and quite good on warm soft pretzels
W
walkshorts: dressy shorts for men
wally: clown, loser
wardrobe: clothes closet
wee cracker: lovely, beautiful, nice "Wee cracker of a day, isn't it?"
wet blanket: Someone who spoils the fun of others; someone who doesn't get into the "swing" of things, particularly at a social occasion.
wellies: gumboots
what are ya!: "Are you mad?"
wharfie: stevedore
whinge: complain
windscreen: windshield
wobbly (pack a wobbly): become angry, get snotty
wonky: crooked
wop-wops: out of the way location
Y
yonks: forever, a long time ago, ages; as in "I haven't seen them in yonks".
yarn: spin a "tall story", tell a joke
yack: general conversation held between friends; as in "have a yack".
yoo-hoo: Hello, I'm here. Can I come in?
you ain't wrong: that's right, yes you can't help bad luck: contrary to the wording, the phrase quite often means congratulations!, also a dismissive phrase for "too bad" or "who cares"
Z
zed: Z; zee; the last letter of the alphabet.
 

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