I Want a Divorce A farmer walked into an attorney's office
wanting to file for a divorce.
The attorney asked, "May I help you??"
The farmer said, "Yeah, I want to get one
of them dayvorces."
The attorney said, "Well do you have any
grounds?"
The farmer said, "Yeah, I got about 140
acres."
The attorney said, "No, you don't understand,
do you have a case?"
The farmer said, "No, I don't have a Case,
but I have a John Deere."
The attorney said, "No, you don't understand,
I mean do you have a grudge?"
The farmer said, "Yeah, I got a grudge,
that's where I park my John Deere."
The attorney said, "No sir, I mean do you
have a suit?"
The farmer said, "Yes, sir, I got a suit,
I wear it to church on Sundays."
The exasperated attorney said, "Well, sir,
does your wife beat you
up or anything?"
The farmer said, "No sir, we both get up
about 4:30
Finally, the attorney said, "Okay, let me
put it this way:
why do you want a divorce?"
The farmer replied, "Well, I can never have
a meaningful
conversation with her."
